Tuesday, September 28, 2010

True Love

Justin from the Berry Company just called our office for Nicole, our marketing lady.
I wanted so badly to proclaim to him our destiny to be together, but on the "Unprofessional Scale of 1-10", that is like an 83. So I did not tell him that.
I did, however, strive to convey my affection for him over the phone.
Let me tell you, it is super hard to flirt when you're talking about "grayscaling" and "ad identity".
I'm pretty sure he fell in love with me though.
I'll keep you posted on any new developments.
Caitlyn + Justin from The Berry Company FOREVER!

Monday, September 27, 2010

Computer Bliss

A brand new, shiny, sleek computer. In my workspace at Dr. Moore's office.
I am in complete heaven.
And get this, it has a little application called Sticky Notes. You press the button, and a sticky note comes up on your desktop! And you type and it's just like writing on Post-its but maybe even BETTER because it is on your computer!
Ok, I know I'm probably excited over this just because of the novelty.
Nevertheless. I am supremely happy to have this new computer, which actually runs! My old computer was a laptop of Dr. Moore's, and it was getting on in years. It had a hard time waking up in the morning.
But hooray! A fast and shiny new computer! What a good day.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

What Is The Berry Company?

Today, at work, this guy came in. His name was Justin, and he was our representative from the Berry Company.
I have no idea what that is, but I want to find out. Quickly. Hopefully, they will be able to tell me Justin's last name, since it is, in the future, going to be mine as well.
I swear, this guy was so suave! I was like a giddy second grade schoolgirl! I had to hide out in the bathroom because I was so smiley!
Quick run-down of what he was wearing: A gray cardigan, classy black shiny shoes, a fedora (that one was a little over the top but WHATEVER) and THE CLINCHER: glasses. Square rimmed glasses, sitting underneath a gorgeous head of curly brown hair.
True love.
I was not even mad, either, because guess what I'm wearing today? The false eyelashes! Otherwise known as THE MAN ENTRANCERS!
I wouldn't be surprised if he came in tomorrow and asked for my hand in marriage.
"Did you see the way he danced with me? A marriage proposal can't be far behind!" (Quote courtesy of Charlotte in Disney's The Princess and The Frog.)
Wish me luck, because I will soon be leaving Singledom and moving into Happily Married (It's a suburb.) with Justin Last-Name-To-Be-Found-Out.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Hold Music

Tacky hold music should be a crime.
Example: Maroon 5's "She Will Be Loved". Atrocious.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

The Four Way Stop

So this morning, I was on my way to work. There is a four way stop down the road from my house. Normally I turn left, but today I decided to go straight. That really doesn't have anything to do with the coming story, I just thought I'd mention it.
So I'm sitting in my car, waiting for my turn, when this Jeep drives across the intersection. No big deal, right?
This is what happened.
The guy in this Jeep pauses in the intersection, right in front of my car. He looks over at me, and POINTS. Just points at me.
And then continues to drive across the intersection.
I do not know this person! I mean, I could be mistaken, but I am 93% sure that I do not know this person.
He just pointed! I wonder if I offended him in some way, and he was maybe threatening me?
I was just sitting there in my car!!
Oh good heavens. I won't lie, it was a really hilarious and random start to the morning.